He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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