My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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