is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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