Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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