But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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