Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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