I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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