I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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