Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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