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I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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