apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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