i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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