I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
