You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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