What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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