He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I currently don't understand fingers.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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