Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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