I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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