He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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