2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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