We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I still have a little drunk in my system
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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