Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
God I need to hump something, right now.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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