I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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