Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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