i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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