dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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