when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just pee around me
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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