I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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