She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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