he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
He felt like a one man threesome
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
We had to coat check the pizza.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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