I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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