hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Randomize
