Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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