So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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