The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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