I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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