It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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