He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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