he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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