I want to make a zoo with you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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