I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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