I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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