are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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