She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
being pregnant is like rehab
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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