Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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