You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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