Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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