Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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