I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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