The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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