In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Randomize
