I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Randomize
