now i know why i became what i already was.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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