i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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