: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
lol hangovers are for mortals.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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