i just made my gag reflex go away.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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