there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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